The Weekly Cute Fix
"Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, 'It will be happier'... " - Alfred Tennyson
Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Wednesday, December 21, 2016
Tuesday, December 13, 2016
Wednesday, December 7, 2016
Friday, December 2, 2016
Wednesday, November 23, 2016
Tuesday, November 15, 2016
The Weekly Cute Fix
“Puppies are constantly inventing new ways to be bad. It's fascinating. You come into a room they've been in and see pieces of debris and try to figure out what you had that was made from wicker or what had been stuffed with fluff.”
― Julie Klam, You Had Me at Woof: How Dogs Taught Me the Secrets of Happiness
“Puppies are constantly inventing new ways to be bad. It's fascinating. You come into a room they've been in and see pieces of debris and try to figure out what you had that was made from wicker or what had been stuffed with fluff.”
― Julie Klam, You Had Me at Woof: How Dogs Taught Me the Secrets of Happiness
Wednesday, November 9, 2016
Thursday, October 20, 2016
Wednesday, October 12, 2016
Thursday, October 6, 2016
Friday, September 23, 2016
Wednesday, September 14, 2016
The Weekly Cute Fix
“He had the appeal of a very young dog of a very large breed -- a kind of amiable absurdity.”
― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night
“He had the appeal of a very young dog of a very large breed -- a kind of amiable absurdity.”
― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night
Wednesday, September 7, 2016
The Weekly Cute Fix
"My doggy ate my homework.
He chewed it up," I said.
But when I offered my excuse
My teacher shook her head.
I saw this wasn't going well.
I didn't want to fail.
Before she had a chance to talk,
I added to the tale:
"Before he ate, he took my work
And tossed it in a pot.
He simmered it with succotash
Till it was piping hot.
"He scrambled up my science notes
With eggs and bacon strips,
Along with sautéed spelling words
And baked potato chips.
"He then took my arithmetic
And had it gently fried.
He broiled both my book reports
With pickles on the side.
"He wore a doggy apron
As he cooked a notebook stew.
He barked when I objected.
There was nothing I could do."
"Did he wear a doggy chef hat?"
My teacher gave a scowl.
"He did," I said. "And taking it
Would only make him growl."
My teacher frowned, but then I said
As quickly as I could,
"He covered it with ketchup,
And he said it tasted good."
"A talking dog who likes to cook?"
My teacher had a fit.
She sent me to the office,
And that is where I sit.
I guess I made a big mistake
In telling her all that.
'Cause I don't have a doggy.
It was eaten by my cat.”
― Dave Crawley
"My doggy ate my homework.
He chewed it up," I said.
But when I offered my excuse
My teacher shook her head.
I saw this wasn't going well.
I didn't want to fail.
Before she had a chance to talk,
I added to the tale:
"Before he ate, he took my work
And tossed it in a pot.
He simmered it with succotash
Till it was piping hot.
"He scrambled up my science notes
With eggs and bacon strips,
Along with sautéed spelling words
And baked potato chips.
"He then took my arithmetic
And had it gently fried.
He broiled both my book reports
With pickles on the side.
"He wore a doggy apron
As he cooked a notebook stew.
He barked when I objected.
There was nothing I could do."
"Did he wear a doggy chef hat?"
My teacher gave a scowl.
"He did," I said. "And taking it
Would only make him growl."
My teacher frowned, but then I said
As quickly as I could,
"He covered it with ketchup,
And he said it tasted good."
"A talking dog who likes to cook?"
My teacher had a fit.
She sent me to the office,
And that is where I sit.
I guess I made a big mistake
In telling her all that.
'Cause I don't have a doggy.
It was eaten by my cat.”
― Dave Crawley
Wednesday, August 31, 2016
The Weekly Cute Fix
“A man of reason? A disinterested philosopher? I'd rather be a puppy wagging its tail.”
― Marty Rubin
“A man of reason? A disinterested philosopher? I'd rather be a puppy wagging its tail.”
― Marty Rubin
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
Thursday, August 18, 2016
Wednesday, August 10, 2016
The Weekly Cute Fix
"Alternate plan," Jared said. "Do you have a very intelligent collie who might communicate through a system of barks to your parents that little Kami is in the well?”
― Sarah Rees Brennan, Unspoken
"Alternate plan," Jared said. "Do you have a very intelligent collie who might communicate through a system of barks to your parents that little Kami is in the well?”
― Sarah Rees Brennan, Unspoken
Thursday, August 4, 2016
Thursday, July 28, 2016
Tuesday, July 19, 2016
The Weekly Cute Fix
“You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.”
― W. Bruce Cameron, A Dog's Journey
“You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.”
― W. Bruce Cameron, A Dog's Journey
Wednesday, July 13, 2016
Wednesday, July 6, 2016
Tuesday, June 28, 2016
The Weekly Cute Fix
"Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need- a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing." - Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat
"Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need- a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing." - Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat
Thursday, June 23, 2016
Tuesday, June 14, 2016
Wednesday, June 8, 2016
Monday, May 16, 2016
Tuesday, May 3, 2016
Tuesday, April 26, 2016
Wednesday, April 20, 2016
The Weekly Cute Fix
“Because we need each other. We complete each other. Duty works both ways. Love needs a beloved. Loyalty needs two to be loyalty. Fidelity is nothing without someone to be faithful to. Every dog needs a human, and every human needs a dog.”
― Angelo Dirks
“Because we need each other. We complete each other. Duty works both ways. Love needs a beloved. Loyalty needs two to be loyalty. Fidelity is nothing without someone to be faithful to. Every dog needs a human, and every human needs a dog.”
― Angelo Dirks
Tuesday, April 5, 2016
Noble Friend Collie's News Feed
We recently bred our girl, Jewel, hoping for a litter in the late spring. However, the breeding was unsuccessful. We hope to breed her again in October/November, which we hope would mean puppies in December/January. Until then, our Daily Cute Fix will go weekly. We would love to hear what you think in the comments!
We recently bred our girl, Jewel, hoping for a litter in the late spring. However, the breeding was unsuccessful. We hope to breed her again in October/November, which we hope would mean puppies in December/January. Until then, our Daily Cute Fix will go weekly. We would love to hear what you think in the comments!
Wednesday, March 30, 2016
Tuesday, March 29, 2016
Monday, March 28, 2016
The Daily Cute Fix
"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.”
― Samuel Butler
"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.”
― Samuel Butler
Saturday, March 26, 2016
The Daily Cute Fix
"I do not know whether it came from his own innate depravity or from the promptings of his master, but he was rude enough to set a dog at me. Neither dog nor man liked the look of my stick, however, and the matter fell through. Relations were strained after that, and further inquiries out of the question.”
― Arthur Conan Doyle, The Return of Sherlock Holmes
"I do not know whether it came from his own innate depravity or from the promptings of his master, but he was rude enough to set a dog at me. Neither dog nor man liked the look of my stick, however, and the matter fell through. Relations were strained after that, and further inquiries out of the question.”
― Arthur Conan Doyle, The Return of Sherlock Holmes
Wednesday, March 23, 2016
Tuesday, March 22, 2016
The Daily Cute Fix
“A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than an owner can express with his tongue in hours.”
― Karen Davison
“A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than an owner can express with his tongue in hours.”
― Karen Davison
Monday, March 21, 2016
Sunday, March 20, 2016
Saturday, March 19, 2016
Friday, March 18, 2016
The Daily Cute Fix
“A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.”
― Arthur Conan Doyle, The Case-Book of Sherlock Holmes
“A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.”
― Arthur Conan Doyle, The Case-Book of Sherlock Holmes
Thursday, March 17, 2016
Wednesday, March 16, 2016
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